The Professors entered the professional recording studio in November 1997 and March/April 2000 to record a selection of their original songs. The result was the CD entitled "Just in Case You Call This Music Crap..." The title is taken from Tomasz Imielinski's introduction to his song "Crap," which he used to deliver on stage before we played the song. Tomasz used to say: "This next song is called Crap. Just in case you call this music crap, IT IS CRAP!" You can hear this introduction on the recorded track. All of the songs except for "Crisis of Confidence" were recorded at Suite 16 Studios in Piscatway, New Jersey. "Crisis of Confidence" was recorded at Little Noize Studios in Little Silver, New Jersey. This is, in fact, John Barrows' basement. Our engineer was Paul Sukovich, who was superb. Some of the songs were produced by Chris Cavallaro of Monmouth University. The cover of the CD is shown above. It was designed and created by Erin Palumbo.

The CD is incredibly rare - only 50 copies were made and most of those were given away to the band's fan base. I expect their scarcity makes them incredibly valuable, no? However, don't panic! We have made the songs available to the world as MP3 files and you can download them below.

To download, simply click on the song title.

Crisis of Confidence MP3

Lyrics by John Barrows
Music by Gary Radford
Copyright 2000 by John Barrows and Gary Radford. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals/Guitar: Gary Radford
Keyboards: John Barrows
Bass: Nick Romanenko
Recorded at Little Noize Studios, Little Silver, New Jersey, October 2004
Produced and Engineered by John Barrows and Gary Radford

Crap MP3

Music by Tomasz Imielinski
Copyright 1997 by Tomasz Imielinski. All Rights Reserved.
Guitar/Vocals: Tomasz Imielinski
Guitar: Gary Radford
Bass: Stephen Cooper
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, November 1997
Produced and Engineered by Paul Sukovich

Untenured Blues MP3

Lyrics by Gary and Marie Radford
Music by Gary Radford
Copyright 2000 by Gary and Marie Radford. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals: Sonja Souther
Guitar: Gary radford
Lead Guitar: Chad Dell
Harmonica: John Barrows
Bass: Nick Romanenko
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, April 2000
Produced by Chris Cavallaro; Engineered by Paul Sukovich

Foucault Funk MP3

Lyrics by Gary Radford, Marie Radford, and Michel Foucault
Music by Stephen Cooper and Gary Radford
Copyright 1997 by Gary Radford, Marie Radford, and Stephen Cooper. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals: Jennifer Lehr
Guitar: Gary Radford
Bass: Stephen Cooper
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, November 1997
Produced and Engineered by Paul Sukovich

Dreading the Dawning MP3

Lyrics by John Barrows
Music by Gary Radford
Copyright 2000 by John Barrows and Gary Radford. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals: Sonja Souther
Guitar: Gary Radford and Chad Dell
Harmonica: John Barrows
Bass: Nick Romanenko
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, April 2000
Produced by Chris Cavallaro; Engineered by Paul Sukovich

Eight Minutes MP3

Lyrics by Mark Wallinger
Music by John Barrows
Copyright 2000 by Mark Wallinger and John Barrows. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals: Sonja Souther
Guitar: Gary Radford and Chad Dell
Slide Guitar: John Barrows
Bass: Nick Romanenko
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, April 2000
Produced by Chris Cavallaro; Engineered by Paul Sukovich

The Bottle MP3

Lyrics by Ian Marshall
Music by Gary Radford
Copyright 1997 by Ian Marshall and Gary Radford. All Rights Reserved.
Vocals: Jennifer Lehr and Gary Radford
Guitar: Gary Radford
Lead Guitar: Tomasz Imielinski
Bass; Stephen Cooper
Drums: Robert Kubey
Recorded at Suite 16 Studios, Piscataway, New Jersey, November 1997
Produced and Engineered by Paul Sukovich