Well...... life is good, I got no complaints
Got plenty of money, all my kids are saints
I love my job, and my family too
And I whistle while I work all the whole day through

Nobody likes happy songs
Nobody lives in a world where nothing's wrong
You may think your life is perfect, but just keep it to yourself
Because nobody likes happy songs

My health is good, I feel great today
Everyone I meet has something good to say
I pick stocks on a dartboard, and they always grow
And I never, ever, ever, ever, ever stub my toe

Nobody likes happy songs
The silly ones that go tra-la-ding-dong
You may have the world on a string, but you can keep it to yourself
Because nobody likes happy songs

I love my wife, she loves me too
She was Miss America back in "92 ('82, '52)
She's good in bed; she's also rich
And she never, ever, ever, ever, acts like a Nooooo!

Nobody likes happy songs
Especially the ones by Tom T. Hall
You may love little baby ducks, but just keep it to yourself
Because nobody likes happy songs

I don't get mad, I don't get depressed
I'm the all-American ideal of success
Everything comes easy, I don't work too hard
Not a single blade of crab-grass grows in my yard

Nobody likes happy songs
Nobody lives in a world where nothing's wrong
You may think your life is perfect, but just keep it to yourself
Because nobody likes happy songs